March 2012
1 tag
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
cross off the things you've done. →
Graduated high school.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs
Been in a car accident.
Been in...
4 tags
When people replace the original audio file in a...
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Anonymous asked: Jk, it gave me another one. Ill give you a hint. I have two heads ;), two arms, two legs and about 3/4s of a heart that last 1/4th does give a shit about anything or anyone.
Anonymous asked: No thanks, trying to impress people is no longer worth my time. Peace niggaaa
Anonymous asked: Okai, im back. But this is my fourth ask in the hour so only one left c:
Anonymous asked: im picking up a load of sarcastic taylor
Anonymous asked: Nobody important (: buhbai.
Anonymous asked: its a long story
Anonymous asked: Cat, im your kitty cat.
Anonymous asked: you kill me
okonokos:
all i can think about is a girl getting an abortion while rick santorum is getting sworn in and when he’s done he rushes over to the clinic and makes her put it back in
Anonymous asked: You're sooooooooooooo beautiful Taylor Rae Avery (:
